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i don't share food

lt’s actually surprisingly hard not to cry when you find out the brother you haven’t seen in a year is coming to visit but oh no not really he’s actually going to go see his girlfriend who lives four hours away from you. Hahahaha.

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Being sick in Elementary: Yay home from school chicken noodle soup and movies
Being sick in high school: OH MY GOSH I'M GOING TO MISS A MATH NOTE AND THEN GET BEHIND IN ENGLISH AND THEN I'LL HAVE LATE MARKS OFF MY PRESENTATION AND I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL BECAUSE I'M GOING TO FAIL EVERYTHING AND DIE ALONE UNEDUCATED AND OLD AND NOT KNOWING HOW TO GRAPH A PARABOLA
College: did I have class today
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shockybabes:

voodoopoet:

shockybabes:

You’re driving down the street
There’s no one around and you’re stuck at a red light
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him
Shia LaBeouf

Trying to drive far from Shia LaBeouf
He’s in a fucking car it’s Shia LaBeouf,
Driving round the cornerrrr

DRIVING FOR YOUR LIFE FROM SHIA LABEOUF
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honqkonq:

neighimhayhay replied to your post: francis from malcolm in the middle is …

I LOVE MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE Huey is my idol

IT’S ON NETFLIIIIIIX

louis is my mum 

The crazy thing is my brother mikey and I said Louis was our mom too

Our moms are like the same lady and YEs NetflIX

suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

image

why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

(Source: dominatrixes)